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I'm a 24 year old scrawny filipino/mexican nerd with an affinity towards cute toys and gory movies. I play too many video games, draw too many pictures, work too hard and drink too much alcohol. There's beauty in excess. Currently residing in Chicago.




ABOUT ME
INTERROGATION IS MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD PASTIME
VIDEO POSTS OF AWESOME CALIBER
My wife <3

Everything on this blog came from me or features me in one way or another. Don't be a douche and jack my swag. Thanks.

Dinner preparation:

  • Me: Hey, could you check the chicken in the sink and see if it's defrosted?
  • Rachel: I think it's defrosted...
  • Me: Is it squishy?
  • Rachel: It's in that flaccid penis state.
  • Me: Is it in that flaccid penis state?
  • Rachel: Yes, it's in that flaccid penis state.
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