February 2012
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So.
I haven’t really been the most active on tumblr lately.
But to be honest, I don’t even feel funny anymore. At least lately. I just can’t come up with shit that might make you guys laugh, or even myself.
It just feels like a chore lately trying to come up with anything and I hate it. I do this for fun and lately it hasn’t been fun. So here’s what I think...
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I am going to start picturing people in Muppet form to get through the day, I bet I’ll smile more.
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Drinking with Vince via Skype
kerry-oak:
Yeah. We’re awesome.
WOO
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THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME LEVEL OF ALL TIME!
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Me: You should probably come up with something funny for tumblr..
Brain: NO FUCK YOU
Me: C'mon man, why not?
Brain: FUCK YOU
Me: :(
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This world would be so much better with save...
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A video in which me and Ken screw around while Derka is recording audio for a powerpoint.
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Me and Derka freestyle to Skrillex’s Levels remix.
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Pulpy orange juice = orange menstruation
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Whenever someone says they have to get their creative juices going I picture that person working up an erection. I don’t know where this train of thought began but that’s just what happens.
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A poem for Valentine's day.
-Roses are red.
-Violets are blue.
-I didn’t bother getting you anything but this fucking poem because you didn’t get me shit either. Fuck you. You’re a piece of shit and I hope you’re alone forever.
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A continuation off of last year’s video: http://veence.com/post/17621308152/veence-the-1st-of-a-couple-valentines-day
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veence:
The 1st of a couple Valentine’s Day posts.
Happy V-Day Tumblr
Reposting this one from last year.
Anonymous asked: Have you two had sex yet???
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Fun Fact:
When I was 12 I shattered a quarter sized hole in the back of my skull. I only broke bone and not skin and I could fit my pinky into the hole about halfway to my first knuckle. It ended up healing flat so there’s a little flat patch on the back of my head now.
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Apparently it’s much more difficult for a man to learn to pop his pussy. It’s astounding.
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A short story:
When I was 10 I pooped my pants in a movie theater when my family went to see Titanic. I was really sick and I tried to clean out my pants the best I could, Turns out you really can’t clean out poop. I have never told anyone this story.
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A QUICK HELLO.
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A haiku for the asshole who almost ran me off the...
-I’m gonna find you.
-And when I do I’m gonna
-Eat your fucking limbs
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These past couple weeks have been kinda hectic.
Sorry I haven’t been on more, our internet has been the shittiest thing in the world recently. I think it might be alright for the time being though. I miss you guys and I’ll be back in full force soon enough.
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