September 2011
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Sep 1st
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Adventure Time Marathon
Yes.
Sep 1st
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Me: Oh man, I'm gonna be so productive tod-
Bed: Nope.
Sep 1st
August 2011
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Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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As a kid..
I would sit on top of the jungle gym and step on kids fingers as they tried to climb up. 
Aug 30th
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Anonymous asked: I wanna lick your neck, and touch your back all the way to your waste, and I wanna kiss your stomach to your hips, and i wanna kiss your dick really softly. Lick the area around your dick and suck on the tip of your penis, I wanna lick around the tip of your penis really slowly and kiss it all the way down to the base of your penis and lick all the way to the top. I wanna put the head of your...
Aug 30th
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I'm horrible at taking a compliment.
I just kind of end up looking at my computer like this:
Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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2 best things in the world:
Mac n Cheese Mashed Potatoes
Aug 29th
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When I'm drunk:
I’ll squish your face. Just accept it, it’s going to happen.
Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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I woke up from a nap.
I was super disoriented and confused because it’s my friend’s place, so I roll off of the bed, rubbing my eyes. And my face meets the carpet. Fantastic, I am brilliant.
Aug 29th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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It's Saturday!
What’s everyone up to?
Aug 28th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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I need to do a full dance video with this mask on. Also, I realized how creepy my hands look so I’m working on some weird spider shit with my hands as well.
Aug 27th
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I found a cool welders mask, and I have a joke for you guys.
Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 26th
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Now that I'm officially a Slytherin..
I can wear my robes and uniform in public right? Since it’s official.. Right? Guys?
Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Me: Oh man, I'm totes gonna work out and get back in sh-
Fridge: Nope
Pantry: No way, fuck you.
Aug 26th
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It surprises me just how many people actually look...
I love you guys. :3
Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Been attempting to upload this since last night but here you go. :D
Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Regarding the tanning bed.
1. Why the fuck would I, being of Mexican/Filipino descent need a tanning bed? I can walk outside without a shirt on for an hour and get 4 shades darker. 2. Ew, gross. I don’t know who’s fat, sweaty body marinated in that thing. 3. It’s 50 bucks. lol
Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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GOOD MORNING :D
My left eye doesn’t want to open and it’s no fun.
Aug 25th
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Females terrify me.
Especially the ones that think I’m cute. I don’t know how to react to that shit.
Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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I'm curious.
Is there anything you guys would like to know about me? I tend to throw some personal stuff on my blog once in a while, but is there anything in specific you’d really like to know?
Aug 25th
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The only pick up line to get me slapped:
Me: *staring at the side of girl's head as if I'm looking for something*
Girl: Excuse me, can I help you?
Me: Oh, I was just looking for the quarter slot, 'cuz I could ride you ALL NIIIGHT!
And then she smacked me.
Aug 25th
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I love really terrible pick up lines.
Do you guys have any good ones?
Aug 24th
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This other time..
at a con. I got propositioned for sex while I was dressed as Shy Guy, by a girl I had never met and was completely unaware as to what I looked like outside of costume. I ran away making weird gestures.
Aug 24th
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Fucking hot.
Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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One time..
I was at a con, and wearing my Rilakkuma boxers. I kept pulling down my pants and telling everyone to check out/slap my ‘bear ass’.
Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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