August 2011
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So I have the domain for...
I’m not quite sure why I have it, one day I just figured that I should reserve it even though I’m probably never changing my URL.
What should I do with it?
Anonymous asked: Why do all of your shitty videos have the #vidya tag on them? I get tired of seeing your dumb face since I track the vidya tag.
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WatchHere’s me sitting in (on?) a tiny ass chair.
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Sometimes I think about having a girlfriend..
I mean, it’s something I kind Of miss, Honestly.
It’d be Great tO finD someone awesome to be with.
But then I Manage to realize Such things Only hold me back.
I don’t need A girLfriend as lOng as I’m happy oN my own, at lEast for now.
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Anonymous asked: You're very right...I'm sorry for forcing my love upon you. Could you ever forgive me?
Anonymous asked: Love me....Love me!.....I SAID LOVE ME! D:<
Anonymous asked: Can we make beautiful scrawny children together? (:
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WatchAAAAAAAAAND RANDOM UPDATE VIDEO. Or a little insight into how much of a loser I am.
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:|
^ That breaks mine.
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I really don't enjoy the misappropriation of the...
While I understand that people would have different definitions of swag, I don’t feel like some stupid teenagers in fitteds, high tops and supreme bullshit really constitutes swag.
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Best realization today.
I realized that whenever I give my brother any advice on ladies I generally just tell him, “Look, just get her to S your D and you’ll be fine.”
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Heil of gape horn.
Say it out loud and fast.
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A romantic comedy..
is probably the worst place to take a girl on a date.
You don’t want her to get her hopes up when you can’t live up to the cheesy movie stereotype, right?
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I love you guys.
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Blasting my music and driving on the highway are...
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With all the shit I see online..
I wonder if little kids now dream of becoming YouTube or Tumblr famous.
Like how I once wanted to be a Pokemon Master, is it something that kids might aspire for now?
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Has anyone seen the "Your Baby Can Read"...
I lol’d because the first thing I noticed is that all the babies are white.
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A pigeon just walked up to me and pecked at my...
Is it bad that my initial reaction was to punt it?
(I didn’t but still..)
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The Friendly Sound - Lemaitre
Currently dancing...
Anonymous asked: Omg. Your tumblr, took up two hours of well worth sleep. God damn you. You owe me now. I suggest you post a nipple tease for me. Good night, I'll be waiting for it tomorrow morning. Also, I will touch myself to your pictures. Nite sezzy face (:
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WatchBored. REALLY bored.
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I think I'm going to get fat.
So I can get handicrapped parking spots and a sweet scooter.
Seriously, I don’t understand that.
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There comes a time in every man's life..
when he gets a weird look because he adjusted his junk in public.
Anonymous asked: HEY. FUCK YOU.
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I hate
when you think a bug is crawling on you and you start to get itchy everywhere.
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So I need to decide on a tattoo..
I have three ideas and they’re all ideas I’ve been throwing around for a while, they’re generally pretty meaningless tattoos and are mainly for the sake of having them:
1. I want to get DERP tattooed on the inside of my bottom lip, lip tattoos are so pointless so you have to get something kind of stupid anyway. I want to use this in photobombing and such though.
2. I want...
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So I realized that..
in a situation when a normal person would say “Fuck my life.” certain things come out of my mouth including:
“Fucking shit.”
“Fuck my ass”
“Shit in my ass”
“Fucking shit fuck.”
Does this happen to anyone else or am I just fucking stupid?
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How do you judge a relationship?
What makes a good relationship in your eyes? What does it entail?
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Apparently dancing around the store brings in...
A lady walked in and went, “Nice moves.” ;D
