May 2011
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So we have a term to use:
So the term is Hopkins, it is to replace “really good” or “awesome” as in:
“Hey bro, did you see that girl’s ass? Totally fucking Hopkins!”
“Watch me put this knife in my eye, it’ll be Hopkins as fuck!”
“Hey man, wanna make out behind the barn?”
“Whoa, totally NOT Hopkins..”
“Dis post right...
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Since when was it good for me to give advice?
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A FACE WORTH TRUSTING?!
Anonymous asked: So. There's this guy. (Isn't that the way it always starts? with some guy or girl) We've been friends for about three years. It's always been more to me and just recently he's begun seeing our relationship the way I do. We've started dating. It been a couple months and we're not "official". He refuses to ask/call me his girlfriend. It's frustrating...
Anonymous asked: Vince.... I need advice :(
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Vince harasses his cat and then answers some hard hitting questions:
Do you like big wieners?
What’s your opinion of body hair?
Did you go to prom?
What do you do when you like a girl?
Do your neighbors hate you?
April 2011
veence:
The 1st of a couple Valentine’s Day posts.
Happy V-Day Tumblr
Today is vintage veence post day. Relive the magic.
So apparently there was a TSA agent who's been...
She came up to my store, I’d never seen her prior to this, and commented on my change of hair color and plugs. Said I looked cuter with blonde hair. Kinda weirded out considering that was the first time I’d ever spoken/seen her..
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It's a sight to see. The world crumbling at your...
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but with nobody in your bed, the night’s hard to get through..
– Jesus Christ - Brand New
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veence:
Here’s me, playing CoD last night. I haven’t played in about a month but I actually did pretty well.
Warning: Profanity. Lots of it.
Bringing this video back because I love it.
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Quick update video, put stuff in my ask box plz: http://veence.com/ask
Bought new plugs and a nose ring.
Woo. Last big expense for a bit.
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I seriously love all of my followers. Seriously.
You guys make me smile in the best ways possible.
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A drunken thank you video. <3
drunk proves to be a delicious distraction. a couple drinks in, my balance is the first to go. my mind finally wanders elsewhere, far from where i left it. i can rest these weary bones, these tired eyes, my body sighs and i can finally relax. as sad as it is, this clears my head. is it a problem? only after the next drink.
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Ladies…
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I love when bullshit goes on behind my back. :D
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So I've been thinking about getting rid of some of...
But I’m not fully sure if I want to or not. I like my nose ring and I’m kinda wanting to get rid of one or both of my lip rings.
Help me decide?
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That awkward moment when you think you're fucking...
I just laugh at my own jokes.
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Confessions from a Shy Guy
THIS SHY GUY KILLED HIMSELF A WEEK AFTER MAKING THIS, REBLOB IF YOU HAVE A HEART.
(music credit: http://www.youtube.com/user/TheIshter)
All characters copyright their specific companies and such.
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Sometimes I lay awake at night wondering...
…why oranges are the only fruit named after the color that they are.
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When did mediocrity and idiocy become something to...
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So this summer is going to be devoted to learning...
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Is it weird that I like to know what my followers...
I feel strange when I don’t.
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Here's a fun question, I can't wait to see the...
If you had the opportunity to eat human flesh, completely legal and consequence free (minus morally, I suppose), and being completely unaware as to where/whom the meat came from, would/could you do it?
Explain your answers also. :)
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Vlogging on the road.
How’re you guys today?
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So this just happened..
Some creepy old white guy walked up to the bus stop we were waiting at and set a bag down on the bench, he then crossed the street to watch for the oncoming bus.
Upon walking back to the bus stop once the bus was in view he looks at us and goes, “Shoot, if there was a bomb in my bag I could’ve blown you two up!”
Comforting I suppose, there’s less cool ways to die.
Me and Eman are clubbing again.
Dance time.
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This one goes out to uglylunchlady. I will not be responding to any more of your messages, I’m sorry you don’t think I’m funny. :)
k1ttyc0r3-deactivated20120111-d asked: You were bitching at a fourteen year old, so i think in the end it comes down to you were being a sarcastic cunt and thought you'd do something funny and it back fired. Get over yourself.
http://i52.tinypic.com/2zftxci.jpg
The most direct path to over yourself would be that way.
;P I got that from you, isn't it so funny?
http://i52.tinypic.com/2zftxci.jpg
The most direct path to over yourself would be that way.
;P I got that from you, isn't it so funny?
k1ttyc0r3-deactivated20120111-d asked: You assumed that from three pictures, so it must be true o:
Hahaha, you're still less mature than a thirteen year old girl so no you don't.
Hahaha, you're still less mature than a thirteen year old girl so no you don't.
k1ttyc0r3-deactivated20120111-d asked: Lol, you got me seven new followers and no hate mail. Thanks.
k1ttyc0r3-deactivated20120111-d asked: Hi. You're not funny, don't try to be.