July 2010
WatchI snorted a line of Splenda earlier tonight. The drip is sugary sweet but it’s not actually sugar! BUT IT’S MADE FROM SUGAR.
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Another lovely story from AlyFaye
So get this, a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman all walk into a bar… but there’s no rabbi and no shaman and it’s actually my 8th birthday and the priest is molesting me…. and the priest is my dad and he’s not a priest. My dad molested me… a lot.
I lol'd
AlyFaye: A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow your wish will come true!". Billy says "Ok mommy" and goes to sleep. The next morning Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!" The mom answered "That's because there is no God."
Me: WIN
AlyFaye: :)
HAY
ETERNALJESTER IS MY 100TH FOLLOWER. THANKS :D
WatchPlaying around. Flipping a tad. House is going in the background.
WOOOOOOOOOOO
My knife came in the mail :D
Just Another Conquest: Starting tomorrow →
Stole this shit from Meggy
Day 01 - A picture of yourself Day 02 - A picture of what you wore today Day 03 - A picture of what you did today Day 04 - A picture of where you went today Day 05 - A picture of your morning Day 06 - A picture that inspires you Day 07 - A picture that makes you cry …
I need to do this too
Anonymous asked: I've been unfaithful. What do.
I AM 238% OBSESSED WITH MUSIC
Check the bands you’ve HEARD OF. Not just the ones you like. Be honest people! If you really have never heard of them. Don’t mark it. it just makes you look fake. ALTERNATIVE: Breaking Benjamin [x] Paramore [x] Panic! At The Disco [x] Linkin Park [x] The Academy Is [x] Coldplay [x] Three Days Grace [x] Yellowcard [x] 30 Seconds to Mars [x] Chevelle [x] TOTAL SO FAR = 10 COUNTRY: Rascal Flatts...
whenitraeens asked: lmao.
thanks sir!
thanks sir!
whenitraeens asked: so youre telling me that i might possibly be a virgin forever because some guy is afraid i may become too attached?!
whenitraeens asked: LMAO.
oh no , dude.
thats not cool.
i never knew that happened, well -____- im still a virgin, but ive never heard of a girl going all "stage 5 clinger" and what not.
crazy.
oh no , dude.
thats not cool.
i never knew that happened, well -____- im still a virgin, but ive never heard of a girl going all "stage 5 clinger" and what not.
crazy.
whenitraeens asked: i dont understand though, why would i become clingy?
has that just become something, expected and natural?
has that just become something, expected and natural?
We were discussing his divorce.
Him: I really hate her one word replies to me
Him: she's a real whore
Me: indeed
Him: even if she just been with two people..she gave it up to him like in two weeks
Him: hmm she called me a cock sucker faggot
Him: I think I'll go with Shallow Whore Bitch does that sound nice or do you have a better one
Me: cock mongering slut
Him: nice one
“I’ll tell you a riddle. You’re waiting for a train, a train that...”
– Cobb
WatchMy cat likes cake batter.
WatchWe wanted a picture but ended up with this. This sums up our relationship perfectly.
WatchI woke up my brother this morning. :(
So I shot some videos today.
I feel I should post them.
Anonymous asked: Should my intuition take priority over my faith in another's?
cuntstache--deactivated20101213 asked: what's your favourite thing to do during a blizard?
HAY NEW PEOPLES AND ERRBODY ASK ME SOME SHIT →