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Drinking with Vince via Skype

kerry-oak: Yeah. We’re awesome. WOO

Feb 23rd

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THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME LEVEL OF ALL TIME!

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Me: You should probably come up with something funny for tumblr..
Brain: NO FUCK YOU
Me: C'mon man, why not?
Brain: FUCK YOU
Me: :(

Feb 22nd

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This world would be so much better with save...

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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A video in which me and Ken screw around while Derka is recording audio for a powerpoint.

Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Me and Derka freestyle to Skrillex’s Levels remix.

Feb 18th

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Feb 17th

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Pulpy orange juice = orange menstruation

Feb 17th

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Whenever someone says they have to get their creative juices going I picture that person working up an erection. I don’t know where this train of thought began but that’s just what happens.

Feb 17th

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A poem for Valentine's day.

-Roses are red. -Violets are blue. -I didn’t bother getting you anything but this fucking poem because you didn’t get me shit either. Fuck you. You’re a piece of shit and I hope you’re alone forever.

Feb 15th

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A continuation off of last year’s video: http://veence.com/post/17621308152/veence-the-1st-of-a-couple-valentines-day

Feb 15th

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veence: The 1st of a couple Valentine’s Day posts. Happy V-Day Tumblr Reposting this one from last year.

Feb 14th

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Anonymous asked: Have you two had sex yet???

Feb 14th

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Feb 13th

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Feb 13th

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Fun Fact:

When I was 12 I shattered a quarter sized hole in the back of my skull. I only broke bone and not skin and I could fit my pinky into the hole about halfway to my first knuckle. It ended up healing flat so there’s a little flat patch on the back of my head now.

Feb 12th

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Feb 11th

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Apparently it’s much more difficult for a man to learn to pop his pussy. It’s astounding.

Feb 11th

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Feb 11th

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Feb 9th

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Feb 9th

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Feb 9th

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Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

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A short story:

When I was 10 I pooped my pants in a movie theater when my family went to see Titanic. I was really sick and I tried to clean out my pants the best I could, Turns out you really can’t clean out poop. I have never told anyone this story.

Feb 7th

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A QUICK HELLO.

Feb 5th

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Feb 5th

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A haiku for the asshole who almost ran me off the...

-I’m gonna find you. -And when I do I’m gonna -Eat your fucking limbs

Feb 4th

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Feb 3rd

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Feb 3rd

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These past couple weeks have been kinda hectic.

Sorry I haven’t been on more, our internet has been the shittiest thing in the world recently. I think it might be alright for the time being though. I miss you guys and I’ll be back in full force soon enough.

Feb 2nd

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