Seriously, we win.

When you pick your nose and it feels like the booger was stuck to the back of your head.
I know they took it because the pizza guy said that two girls took it. The only ladies in our building live above us. And as for getting it back, we pounded on their door but they’re playing quiet because we could hear them scuttling around. Thus I’m blasting metal and soon 10 hour Nyan Cat.
Our neighbors upstairs stole our pizza that was prepaid before we could get outside to pick it up. I’m currently blasting metal with bass loud enough to shake our walls. The girls upstairs suck.
Plate 2: Pull Pork Sandwich with homemade BBQ sauce, Potato Salad and Coleslaw
Went home to my rents’ house. Dug through my old pictures. Here’s me at 11, 17 & 24.